Awesome Naughty Pick-Up Lines for Facebook

Below are some of the best and naughty pick-up lines which you use as status on
Facebook, well these are not like normal ones but contains some mature
dialogues in them so use them wisely and do not flood any girls wall with it .:










1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let’s bang!

7. Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you
between the holidays?

9. Y ou remind me of a Championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!

10. Y our parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? Y ou hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head
in.
14. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

15. Nice legs…what time do they open?

16. Y ou’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

18. My name is (name)…remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

19. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

20. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

21. Lets play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

22. I’m easy. Are you?

23. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m
allergic to sex.

24. That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

25. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?….Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of
me.

26. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce
myself.

27. Y ou’re like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

28. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

29. Y ou must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.

30. Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

31. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under